cartoonshumorandsex:

During sex, surprise him with an extremely sexy orgasm moan by making the THX theme sound at the top of your lungs

carlywritesonthings:

Right before he is about to orgasm, Sponge Bob laugh and yell “I’m ready!!!”

togamiswife:

Cosmo tip #81804959028032: Instead of moaning your partners name, loudly scream the Neon Genesis Evangelion opening

wtfstuck:

wtfstuck:

why did yugi’s grandpa need to go to the hospital when he lost a card game

alltsunandnodere:

agayofgays:

I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT

THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?

BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES

‘IMAGINE THE SKY’

‘HOW IS THE SKY’

‘TOUCH THE SKY’

IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT

YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

frenchsfries:

things to look forward to in the summer

• shirtless boy
• sHirTlEsS bOys
• sHIRTLESS BOYFS
• SHIRTELSL   EBOYS
• no school

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what